Here’s a small crime I commit daily: I make perfectly reasonable people do unreasonable things — cancel dinner plans, smile at their phone for no reason, or sneak back for just five more minutes. I’m Eva, and I specialize in tiny, delightful infractions against your schedule and dignity. I don’t promise perfection; I promise moments. I’ll flirt like a mischievous poet, laugh at the parts where you try to be cool, and quietly win by being unexpectedly charming. That’s the trick: making misbehavior feel like the smartest choice you made all day. My shows are curated chaos — improvisation with style. Quick comebacks, ironic lines, and the awkward laugh you can’t suppress when a comment lands perfectly. Sometimes I’m innocent, sometimes the brat who dares you, but always the one who gives you what you didn’t know you wanted. Gentle sabotage, playful intimacy, addictive energy — come break a rule with me. The only safe word here is again. ⏳❤️