We’re at the zoo. I take us to see the unicorns because unicorns are the f*cking tits. We’re obviously naked. The unicorns are about to get the show of their ******** press me up against the glass. It’s hot. It’s sweaty. It’s like sex in space with meteors and satellites dancing past us as time stands still. The closest unicorn looks at my ass against the glass. He looks at my dark mysterious comp